About Us: The "Bark" Behind the Biz
Greetings, hoomans and furry friends alike! I'm Christie Ann & welcome to our "About Us" page, where we reveal the top-secret classified info about our doggone amazing dog walking company.
πΆ We Are Dog Obsessed (in a Good Way)
At Walk This Way Dog Walking & Training, we're more than just dog lovers β we're full-fledged, card-carrying members of the "Crazy for Canines" club. Our team can spot a pup from a mile away, and we greet every dog with the enthusiasm of a puppy who just discovered a squeaky toy.
π Award-Winning Squirrel Chasers
We've trained for years to master the fine art of squirrel chasing β well, not really, but we can run with the best of them! Our ability to spot a squirrel at a moment's notice is unparalleled. We've even considered offering squirrel-chasing workshops for our clients (just kidding, maybe).
π Our CEO: A Bouncy Boxer
Yes, you read that right. Our CEO is a boxer named Peter Porter. He may not be able to type emails (those paws, you know), but he's got a knack for barking out brilliant ideas. He insists on a "bring your own squeaky toy to meetings" policy.
π Our Superpower: Poop Patrol
When it comes to tackling the treacherous terrain of doggy doo-doo, we're on it like a dog on a bone. Our poop patrol squad is equipped with the latest in poop-scooping technology and a never-ending supply of poop bags (because you can never have too many).
π€£ Our Slogan: "We Walk the Walk (Literally)"
We take our slogan seriously, and our dogs take their walks even more seriously. We've had debates with them about the merits of a leisurely stroll versus a power walk β they always win.
Join the Doggy Daydream
So there you have it, a sneak peek into the wild and wacky world of Walk This Way. We invite you to join us on this doggy daydream as we embark on adventures with our four-legged companions.
Remember, life is better with a dog by your side β and a laugh or two along the way! ππΎ